
This Will Get You Fa-shunned

No kid, you’re not metal.

Why Aren’t You at Arrrrrrrrby’s?

The Bounty Clucker

It’s After Labor Day… Don’t You Look Stupid?

Those eyes follow me no matter where I go…

A Hairstyle for the College Student’s Budget

THROW IT BACK INTO THE OCEAN

She’s Got Quarter-Pounder Eyes
