Seems about right…
Ever get frustrated with the small screen size of your iPhone?
Guess what?
Short girl problems
Are you trying to lose all your money? Cause that’s how you lose all your money.
He woke up and started to get off the couch then went back to sleeping like this…
Left my car door open to get something inside.Found this waiting for me… I don’t have a dog.
The universal symbol for “I might make another sandwich”
Pleeeeeaaaasseeeee…..
I will find you and I will kill you
