
Biggest Lie of my Childhood

Bought a broken phone on eBay. Frankensteind it and found this picture on the internal SD card.

My son was excited to find Daddy in his new Lego kit

I’ve never hated a door before…

BIIISCUIIIT!! BISCUIT BISCUIT BISCUIT!

Fuck this, I’m outta here

Every damn time.

Girlfriend broke the mirror. HEHEUHEHAHEAHUEH

Ice Cream enthusiast
